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Professional Writer


Quality content, regardless of medium or tone.

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Professional Writer


Quality content, regardless of medium or tone.

Genre-Defying

As a writer, I take pride in my ability to blend the tone of the content I create to be specifically catered to the project at hand. Whether it be darkly funny banter that makes you laugh and cringe, or targeted marketing copy that sells kitchen appliances, I've found success in many fields.

I've done copywriting work for several ad agencies, been writing (and occasionally ghost writing) comedy routines for years, and as a film/television writer, I'm managed by 3 Arts Entertainment (Louie, Parks & Recreation, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia).

Marketable copy for all purposes.

Marketable copy for all purposes.

Copywriting

For more information on my extensive copywriting work and experience, please click the button below.

Ridiculous jokes at any moment.

Ridiculous jokes at any moment.

Comedy Writing

As a working comedian, writing is a constant process. I've achieved some minor notoriety for creating dark, memorably mean routines, and have gone on to work with some big names. I also once got mentioned in the New York Times, as you'll see if you scroll down.

Engaging dialogue for all audiences.

Screenwriting

One of the very few admitted into the now extinct Dramatic Writing BFA conservatory at Purchase, my writing runs the gamut between plays, films, cartoons, and TV shows. From the absurd and farcical to the morose and relatable, I strive for authenticity across many styles.

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Comedy Performer


"Sam Haft hosts this [...] show..." - The New York Fucking Times

Comedy Performer


"Sam Haft hosts this [...] show..." - The New York Fucking Times

I'm a native New York comic of over five years, coming into the world of stand up via sketch and musical comedy. I've hosted and been featured at top clubs including Caroline's On Broadway, The Stand Comedy Club & Restaurant, Gotham Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club, Stand Up NY, The Creek & The Cave, The Comedy Nest, Union Hall, and The Laughing Devil Comedy Club. I've also had the privilege of doing international shows in Montreal and South Korea. Check me out in the videos linked below!

For the past two years, I've been producing shows at bars and clubs all over New York City; from stand up showcases, to podcasts, to open mics, to variety shows. 

Performers on my shows have included Tracy Morgan, Hannibal Buress, Dave Attell, Jim Gaffigan, Godfrey, Dave Hill, Danny Tamberelli, Judah Friedlander, Damon Wayans, and a vast array of talented musical and burlesque acts.

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Screen/Voice Actor


My endless search for validation.

Screen/Voice Actor


My endless search for validation.

Screen Acting

THAT HIPSTER IN THAT THING

As a screen actor, I've had the privilege of working with the Coen Brothers in "Inside Llewyn Davis," Louis CK in "Louie," upcoming TV Land sitcom "Younger," and have starred in commercials for Reese's Nutrageous, Axe Body Spray, and Optimum/Cablevision Triple Play.

Sam [is] super tactless.
— Joel Coen

Voiceover Work

THAT SEXY VOICE ON THE RADIO

As a voiceover actor for nearly seven years, you've heard me a lot. I mean a LOT. As far as I'm aware, I'm the only 24 year old with well over three dozen national voiceover spots under their belt, and the number keeps growing. Notable clients have included Mattel, Samsung, Ruffles, Honeymaid, Doubletree Inn, and Blackberry.

Who has two thumbs and gets typecast a lot?!

I've seen more microphones in my life than breasts. :'-(